What it really means
| WWW | World Wide Wait |
| ISDN |
It Still Does Nothing |
| SCSI | System Can't See It |
| CD-ROM | Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete Monthly |
| IBM |
I Blame Microsoft |
| PENTIUM | Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding Of Mathematics |
| AMIGA | A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction |
| APPLE | Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity |
| MACINTOSH | Most Applications Crash If Not The Operating System Hangs |
| MICROSOFT | Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teens |
| DOS | Defective Operating System |
| WINDOWS | Will Install Needless Data On Whole System |
| BASIC | Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control |
| COBOL | Completely Obsolete Business-Orientated Language |
| MIPS | Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed |
PCMCIA |
People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms |
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